Why You Might Want My Services

Are you a musically inclined comedian looking for new material? Or a musician with a sense of humor looking for the same? Do you want to make a create advertisement for your company and/or product? Are you a flash animator trying to make the next YouTube sensation or merely decent content for your site? Are you an orator or lecture looking to make your speeches more memorable? How about a regular person that wants a singing telegram or just a song written for a special occasion? If any of those criteria fit you, or if you want a song parody written for another reason, then I should be able to help you.

I have written hundreds of parodies using all sorts of songs and about many different subjects, and if you want to see what I'm capable of you can look at my parody page . I am open to offers for the rights to any songs on that list if you want them, and if purchased the song will be taken down as soon as possible. If you want me to write a new song for you, give me guidelines through an email (my contact info is public) and I will finish it as quickly as I can, which should be fairly quickly. I could be done within a couple of hours while a couple of days is more likely especially if you are not completely satisfied with my first attempt. Particularly difficult assignments may take considerably longer.

In the event that I write a song for you, I expect to be paid. The amount depends on the difficulty of the assignment and how quickly it needs to be done, and the bare minimum is $50. I will always give priority to higher paying assignments. I will only write one song at a time per customer, although I might work on different assignments simultaneously if inspiration strikes for one song as I'm working on another. If you don't pay me, don't expect me to write anything else for you.

This is a blog, and it will mostly consist of updates regarding my progress. If you would rather use code names to preserve confidentiality, let me know through e-mail. In the event of an attempt to swindle me, I will post the lyrics that I wasn't paid for as well as the offending person/company. I hope not to have to write any of those entries.

For the time being, I will be the only person writing parodies requested through this site, but if demand increases to the extent that offers are coming in faster than I can write then I will add other quality parody writers as staff members. Also, I don't make recordings but if you are willing to pay then I can find people to make a quality recording of the song I wrote for you.

This is what I'm about, and I look forward to working with you. Whoever you are. Unless you are offensively dishonest.